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I've always thought those guys are really funny. And I love Dumb and Dumber, Kingpin and Mary.
David Zucker
Rating: 3.1 out of 5 (123 votes)

 
I think that came out of watching all those serious movies for all that time. If you watch a movie like Zero Hour, Sterling Hayden is pretty funny, and so are the guys in the cockpit.
David Zucker
Rating: 2.8 out of 5 (46 votes)

 
I don't think there has been any increase in sophistication in the audience. When people are aware of a concept that's easy to understand, and there's an actor who will attract them to the theater and it's a movie that's funny three-quarters of the time, it will be successful.
David Zucker
Rating: 2.9 out of 5 (28 votes)

 
Chevy Chase and Bill Murray - we thought those guys were funny. We love Bill Murray, but we didn't think they were right for Airplane! because it would step on the joke if there was a known comedian.
David Zucker
Rating: 2.9 out of 5 (36 votes)

 
Half of the great comedians I've had in my shows and that I paid a lot of money to and who made my customers shriek were not only not funny to me, but I couldn't understand why they were funny to anybody.
Florenz Ziegfeld
Rating: 2.8 out of 5 (25 votes)

 

 
My vanity is not dead. I laugh when I see pictures of myself as I am now-maybe so I won't cry, but just because it is really funny how much I've changed.
Michael Zaslow
Rating: 2.9 out of 5 (23 votes)

 
I think I have a dark view of the world. I have to make everything funny, otherwise it all seems so sad.
Moon Unit Zappa
Rating: 3.2 out of 5 (25 votes)

 
I have a funny name.
Pia Zadora
Rating: 3.1 out of 5 (19 votes)

 
I was also lucky to play for an owner, Bud Selig, who truly cared about his players. He'd call me into his office once in a while when he knew things weren't going so well. And it's funny. Every time I left there I always felt like something good was about to happen.
Robin Yount
Rating: 2.7 out of 5 (13 votes)

 
They did that little thing on South Park, and they mentioned my name and had a character of me judging a Halloween contest. It was really funny.That made me the coolest aunt on earth.
Tina Yothers
Rating: 2.7 out of 5 (21 votes)

 
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